73 Morbid Would You Rather Questions

What Exactly Are Morbid Would You Rather Questions?

• Physical discomfort vs. emotional distress
• Short-term pain vs. long-term annoyance
• Bizarre but harmless vs. slightly dangerous but common
• Public embarrassment vs. private suffering

Body Horror Edition

1. Would you rather have all your teeth turn into tiny, wriggling worms, or have your fingernails and toenails replaced with sharp, brittle glass shards?
2. Would you rather sweat acid that burns through any fabric it touches, or cry tears that are thick, black ink?
3. Would you rather have spiders constantly crawling just under your skin, or have your blood slowly turn into gelatin?
4. Would you rather have your tongue split in half like a snake’s, or have your ears permanently ring with a piercing, high-pitched whine?
5. Would you rather have to eat a handful of your own hair every morning, or have your eyes water with perpetual, thick mucus?
6. Would you rather have your skin peel off in thin, translucent layers like a sunburn every day, or have your bones creak and pop with every single movement?
7. Would you rather have your hands permanently stuck in a claw-like position, or have your feet grow three extra, webbed toes each?
8. Would you rather have your nose bleed constantly, but only when you’re trying to speak, or have your ears secrete a sticky, sweet-smelling goo?
9. Would you rather have to eat a live cockroach every time you feel hungry, or have your body hair grow so long it drags on the ground?
10. Would you rather have your breath smell permanently like rotten eggs, or have your sweat smell like ammonia?
11. Would you rather have your fingernails grow so fast they need to be trimmed every hour, or have your hair grow so fast it needs to be cut daily?
12. Would you rather have small, harmless bumps appear all over your body that feel like tiny insects crawling, or have your tongue feel like sandpaper all the time?
13. Would you rather have your voice permanently sound like a frog croaking, or have your laughter sound like a dying hyena?
14. Would you rather have your skin turn a mottled grey color and feel constantly clammy, or have your lips perpetually chapped and bleeding?
15. Would you rather have to drink a glass of your own blood once a week, or have to eat a single, dead fly every day?
16. Would you rather have your eyeballs feel like they are perpetually dry and gritty, or have your eyelids feel like they are full of sand?
17. Would you rather have your stomach constantly gurgle and make loud noises, or have your intestines feel like they are constantly being squeezed?
18. Would you rather have your teeth randomly fall out and regrow instantly, or have your hair change color randomly throughout the day?
19. Would you rather have to wear gloves made of sandpaper at all times, or have to wear shoes filled with tiny, sharp pebbles?
20. Would you rather have your pores open up and release a foul-smelling liquid every few minutes, or have your sweat glands secrete an oily, greasy substance non-stop?

Existential Dread and Philosophical Puzzles

1. Would you rather know the exact date and time of your death, or know the exact date and time of the death of everyone you love?
2. Would you rather live a life where you are constantly followed by a ghost that only you can see, or live a life where you are constantly heard but never seen by anyone?
3. Would you rather have the ability to experience all the pain of everyone in the world for one minute every day, or live in a world with no emotions whatsoever?
4. Would you rather be responsible for the accidental death of one innocent person, or be responsible for the suffering of thousands for your entire life?
5. Would you rather have the power to erase all your memories, or have the power to relive one specific memory of your choice over and over again for eternity?
6. Would you rather live in a world where everyone is forced to tell the absolute truth, or a world where everyone is forced to lie constantly?
7. Would you rather know that humanity is doomed to extinction within a generation, or believe that humanity is destined for greatness but be wrong?
8. Would you rather have the power to know when people are lying, but be unable to prove it, or have the power to convince anyone of anything, but never be believed yourself?
9. Would you rather be universally loved but know it's all fake, or be universally hated but know it's all based on a misunderstanding?
10. Would you rather live a short, incredibly happy and fulfilling life, or a long, uneventful and mildly content life?
11. Would you rather have the power to communicate with animals, but they all hate you, or have the power to communicate with plants, but they are all depressed?
12. Would you rather be forgotten by everyone you ever knew the moment you die, or be constantly remembered for a terrible mistake you never made?
13. Would you rather have the power to see the future, but be powerless to change it, or have the power to change the past, but be unable to see the consequences?
14. Would you rather live in a simulation where you are happy, knowing it's fake, or live in the real world and be miserable?
15. Would you rather have your life's work be completely misunderstood and reviled, or have it be completely understood and ignored?
16. Would you rather be the last human on Earth, or be the first human in a hostile alien society?
17. Would you rather have the power to instantly understand complex mathematical equations, but never understand human emotions, or vice versa?
18. Would you rather have a perfect memory, but never be able to forget anything, or have a terrible memory, but constantly forget the good things?
19. Would you rather be able to teleport anywhere, but always arrive naked and covered in glitter, or be able to fly, but only at the speed of a slow walk?
20. Would you rather have the ability to read minds, but hear everyone's darkest thoughts, or have the ability to influence minds, but only to do terrible things?

Unsettling Scenarios and Creepy Choices

1. Would you rather have to live in a house that is haunted by a child ghost who constantly whispers your name, or a house haunted by a grown man who only screams at you?
2. Would you rather find a dead body in your bed every morning when you wake up, but it's always a different, unknown body, or have a doll in your room that moves and stares at you whenever you're not looking?
3. Would you rather be followed by a shadow that mimics your every move, but it’s always slightly out of sync, or have a voice in your head that constantly gives you bad advice?
4. Would you rather have to sleep in a coffin every night, but it’s surprisingly comfortable, or have to sleep in a crib filled with spiders?
5. Would you rather have a single, bloodshot eye appear on your forehead that watches you constantly, or have your hands turn into bony claws that can't grip anything properly?
6. Would you rather have to eat every meal in complete darkness, with no idea what you're eating, or have to eat every meal under a spotlight, with everyone staring?
7. Would you rather be able to see ghosts, but they all want to harm you, or be completely invisible to everyone, but everyone can hear your thoughts?
8. Would you rather have to wear a mask that never comes off, showing a grotesque, unchanging smile, or have to wear gloves made of human skin?
9. Would you rather have every door you try to open slowly creak open on its own, revealing nothing, or have every light you turn on flicker and die after a few seconds?
10. Would you rather have a constant itch you can never scratch, or a constant whisper you can never make out?
11. Would you rather have your reflection in mirrors be distorted and monstrous, or have your shadow detached and do its own thing?
12. Would you rather find a severed hand in your pocket every day, but it’s always perfectly clean, or have your dreams be replayed vividly and loudly for everyone in your household to hear?
13. Would you rather have to listen to children laughing incessantly from an unseen source, or have to listen to a constant, low hum that makes you feel uneasy?
14. Would you rather wake up with a small, wooden puppet sitting on your chest every morning, or have your own voice replaced by the sound of a rusty hinge?
15. Would you rather have to walk backward everywhere you go, or have to wear shoes filled with live ants?
16. Would you rather have a strange symbol tattooed on your arm that slowly changes its appearance, or have your dreams be filled with cryptic messages you can never decipher?
17. Would you rather have to spend one hour a day in a pitch-black room with something you can’t see, or one hour a day in a room with flashing strobe lights and discordant music?
18. Would you rather have your reflection in every reflective surface be a different stranger, or have your own reflection smile and wave when you're not looking?
19. Would you rather have to live in a house where all the furniture is arranged upside down, or a house where all the clocks run backward?
20. Would you rather have a constant sense of being watched, even when you're alone, or have a constant feeling that something is about to fall on you?

Gross-Out Scenarios and Unpleasant Odors

1. Would you rather have to eat a plate of warm, slimy snails every day for a year, or have to drink a glass of spoiled milk every day for a year?
2. Would you rather have your breath smell permanently of raw sewage, or have your sweat smell permanently of dead fish?
3. Would you rather have to lick every toilet seat you encounter, or have to step barefoot in every puddle you see?
4. Would you rather have to wear clothes that are constantly damp and smelly, or wear clothes that are always covered in a thin layer of grime?
5. Would you rather have to eat all your food out of a dog bowl, or have to drink all your liquids out of a dirty sponge?
6. Would you rather have your nose run non-stop with thick, green mucus, or have your ears constantly ooze a waxy, black substance?
7. Would you rather have to swim in a pool filled with lukewarm, stagnant water and dead leaves, or a pool filled with cloudy, lukewarm, unidentifiable liquid?
8. Would you rather have to eat a sandwich made with your own shed hair and toenail clippings, or a sandwich made with dirt and small pebbles?
9. Would you rather have your tongue feel like it’s coated in a thick layer of furballs, or have your mouth constantly taste like metal?
10. Would you rather have to wear shoes that are perpetually filled with sweaty socks, or wear gloves that are perpetually filled with clammy, sticky residue?
11. Would you rather have to clean out a dumpster with your bare hands every day, or have to deal with a swarm of flies that follow you everywhere?
12. Would you rather have your farts smell so bad they can kill small plants, or have your burps sound like a dying animal?
13. Would you rather have to drink a cup of your own earwax every week, or a cup of your own belly button lint?
14. Would you rather have your skin perpetually feel greasy and oily, or have your hair feel perpetually greasy and matted?
15. Would you rather have to eat a single, live worm every time you feel hungry, or have to lick a dirty public restroom floor?
16. Would you rather have your fingernails grow into long, sharp talons, or have your toenails grow into thick, deformed plates?
17. Would you rather have to wear a diaper filled with something unpleasant at all times, or have to wear a mask that smells constantly of decay?
18. Would you rather have your blood turn into a thick, black sludge that makes you feel heavy, or have your tears turn into a stinging, acidic liquid?
19. Would you rather have to constantly smell something like rotting garbage, or have to constantly feel something crawling on your skin?
20. Would you rather have to eat a dish made of various insects and their larvae, or a dish made of moldy bread and questionable meat?

Weird and Wonderful Disabilities (Hypothetically)

1. Would you rather have to speak only in rhymes, but be able to fly, or be able to speak normally, but your legs randomly turn into spaghetti?
2. Would you rather have uncontrollable hiccups that cause you to float a few inches off the ground, or uncontrollable sneezes that make small objects around you levitate?
3. Would you rather have your entire body be made of bouncy jelly, but you can't control your movements, or have your skin constantly emit colorful glitter, but you're allergic to it?
4. Would you rather have to sing every sentence you speak, but your singing voice is operatic, or have to dance every step you take, but your dancing is terrible?
5. Would you rather have your hands be made of oven mitts that you can never take off, or have your feet be made of flippers that you can't walk in on land?
6. Would you rather have to communicate through charades for the rest of your life, or have to communicate by playing a kazoo?
7. Would you rather have a permanent, cheerful grin plastered on your face that you can't remove, or have your nose grow in size with every lie you tell?
8. Would you rather have your body temperature fluctuate wildly, going from freezing cold to boiling hot randomly, or have your body randomly emit loud, cartoonish sound effects?
9. Would you rather have to wear a clown nose at all times, or have to wear oversized, floppy shoes that squeak with every step?
10. Would you rather have your hair change color and style based on your mood, but always in a ridiculous way, or have your voice pitch change randomly throughout your sentences?
11. Would you rather have your arms be extremely long and noodle-like, but very weak, or have your legs be extremely short and stubby, but very fast?
12. Would you rather have to wear a different silly hat every day that you can never take off, or have to have a constant, visible halo that glows brightly?
13. Would you rather your tears be made of confetti, or your laughter sound like a honking goose?
14. Would you rather have to walk on your hands everywhere you go, or have to wear a suit of armor that you can't remove?
15. Would you rather have your skin turn a different primary color every hour, or have your hair grow into a different animal's mane each day?
16. Would you rather have to communicate using only interpretive dance, or communicate by drawing pictures on a tiny Etch A Sketch?
17. Would you rather have your body be transparent, but your organs glow in the dark, or have your bones visible through your skin?
18. Would you rather have to wear a sign around your neck that states your most embarrassing secret, or have to wear a jester's outfit at all times?
19. Would you rather have your thoughts appear as subtitles above your head, visible to everyone, or have your dreams play out on a public screen every night?
20. Would you rather have to communicate by making animal noises, but you can understand them, or have to communicate by miming, but everyone misunderstands you?