73 Insane Would You Rather Questions

What Are Insane Would You Rather Questions?

• As a game with friends
• To start a conversation
• To test your own limits of weirdness
• To write funny stories or scenarios

1. Start with a gentle one to warm up.
2. Move to the more thought-provoking ones.
3. End with a question that leaves everyone speechless.

Superpowers Gone Wrong

• Would you rather be able to fly, but only an inch off the ground, or be able to teleport, but only to places you've already been that day?
• Would you rather have super strength but break everything you touch, or have super speed but constantly trip over your own feet?
• Would you rather be able to talk to animals, but they all complain about you, or be able to read minds, but only of people who are thinking about cheese?
• Would you rather have the power to control the weather, but it always rains on your parade, or be able to turn invisible, but only when you're screaming?
• Would you rather be able to breathe underwater, but smell like rotten eggs, or be able to walk through walls, but leave a slime trail behind you?
• Would you rather have X-ray vision, but it only works on cardboard boxes, or have the ability to heal others, but you get their minor injuries?
• Would you rather be able to control electricity, but only by singing opera, or be able to levitate, but only while doing the chicken dance?
• Would you rather have super senses, but get overwhelmed by everything, or have the ability to talk to plants, but they're all incredibly boring?
• Would you rather be able to freeze time, but you also freeze, or be able to speed up time, but you age twice as fast?
• Would you rather have the power to make people laugh uncontrollably, but you can never tell a joke yourself, or have the power to make people cry on command, but you always cry too?
• Would you rather be able to shrink to the size of an ant, but always be covered in glitter, or grow to the size of a house, but only when you sneeze?
• Would you rather have the ability to communicate with aliens, but they only speak in riddles, or have the ability to talk to historical figures, but they constantly try to give you advice on your love life?
• Would you rather be able to create force fields, but they look like giant, wobbly Jell-O molds, or be able to conjure objects, but they're always slightly broken?
• Would you rather have the power to rewind time by one minute, but only when you stub your toe, or the power to fast-forward by one minute, but only when you're in the shower?
• Would you rather be able to shapeshift, but only into different types of bread, or be able to control insects, but they are all incredibly polite?
• Would you rather have the ability to communicate with machines, but they all have British accents, or have the ability to predict the stock market, but you can only invest in companies that make novelty socks?
• Would you rather have the power to grant wishes, but each wish comes with a ridiculous side effect, or have the power to undo mistakes, but you forget you ever made them?
• Would you rather be able to walk through fire, but feel like you're walking through lukewarm soup, or be able to withstand extreme cold, but your nose runs constantly?
• Would you rather have the ability to summon clouds, but they only produce glitter, or have the ability to make it snow, but it's always purple snow?
• Would you rather be able to understand any language, but only when spoken backwards, or be able to predict what someone will say next, but they always say something incredibly embarrassing?

Bodily Bizarreness

• Would you rather have your sneezes sound like a duck quacking, or your hiccups sound like a foghorn?
• Would you rather sweat maple syrup, or have tears that taste like salt and vinegar chips?
• Would you rather have fingers that are always slightly sticky, or toes that constantly wiggle on their own?
• Would you rather have your belly button emit a faint disco ball light when you're happy, or have your ears glow neon green when you're nervous?
• Would you rather have hair that grows an inch every hour, or fingernails that grow a foot every day?
• Would you rather your burps sound like a tiny orchestra playing, or your farts sound like a kazoo?
• Would you rather have one giant eye in the middle of your forehead, or two extra arms growing out of your back?
• Would you rather have your shadow come to life and follow you around doing embarrassing things, or have your reflection in mirrors wink at you constantly?
• Would you rather have to eat with chopsticks for the rest of your life, or have to wear oven mitts on your hands at all times?
• Would you rather have your laughter sound like a series of squeaky toys, or your sighs sound like a deflating balloon?
• Would you rather have your toenails turn into tiny disco balls, or your fingernails turn into miniature pizzas?
• Would you rather have to hop everywhere you go, or walk backwards everywhere you go?
• Would you rather your skin change color based on your mood, but it's always a clashing, neon color, or have your voice change pitch randomly throughout the day?
• Would you rather have a permanent unibrow that sparkles, or a nose that honks when you bump into things?
• Would you rather your hiccups make you float a few inches off the ground, or your yawns make you temporarily speak in a different language?
• Would you rather have to wear a clown nose every day, or have your shoes constantly filled with tiny rubber ducks?
• Would you rather your sweat be made of glitter, or your saliva be a bright, unnatural color?
• Would you rather have to sing everything you say, or have to dance everywhere you go?
• Would you rather your ears turn into tiny satellite dishes, or your nose transform into a miniature trumpet?
• Would you rather have your fingernails perpetually be covered in temporary tattoos, or have your toenails change color with the seasons?

Daily Life Dilemmas

• Would you rather have to wear socks with sandals every single day for the rest of your life, or have to wear a tutu every time you leave the house?
• Would you rather every time you drink water, it tastes like lukewarm pickle juice, or every time you eat bread, it tastes like crayon?
• Would you rather have to announce every single thing you're about to do by shouting it at the top of your lungs, or have to whisper everything you say like you're in a library?
• Would you rather have a tiny, invisible gremlin follow you around and constantly rearrange your belongings, or have a loud, obnoxious parrot on your shoulder that critiques your every decision?
• Would you rather your alarm clock be a flock of screaming seagulls, or your doorbell be the sound of a car horn honking incessantly?
• Would you rather have to do a little jig every time you walk through a doorway, or have to sing a dramatic opera note every time you answer the phone?
• Would you rather your internet speed be so slow that videos take an hour to buffer, or your phone battery die every 30 minutes?
• Would you rather have to eat all your meals standing on one leg, or have to eat all your meals wearing oven mitts?
• Would you rather have your car constantly smell like old gym socks, or have your house always be filled with the faint scent of burnt toast?
• Would you rather have to respond to every text message with a haiku, or have to respond to every email with a limerick?
• Would you rather your toilet always make a loud flushing sound even when not in use, or have your refrigerator constantly play circus music?
• Would you rather have to wear a sign that says "I love interpretive dance" on your back, or have to wear a hat shaped like a giant pineapple?
• Would you rather every time you sit down, a tiny rubber chicken squeaks, or every time you stand up, a small party horn blows?
• Would you rather have to fold all your laundry while wearing oven mitts, or have to peel all your fruit with a dull butter knife?
• Would you rather your TV remote only work if you're doing jumping jacks, or your computer mouse only work if you're humming a specific tune?
• Would you rather have to communicate with your family only through interpretive dance, or only through celebrity impressions?
• Would you rather your shower water be perpetually lukewarm and slightly bubbly, or your bathtub water always be too hot to comfortably sit in?
• Would you rather have to wear mismatched shoes every day, or have to wear a silly hat that constantly falls over your eyes?
• Would you rather every time you sneeze, a puff of glitter comes out, or every time you yawn, you let out a tiny squeak?
• Would you rather have to eat your favorite food only once a week, but it's the most amazing version of it, or eat it every day, but it's only mediocre?

Animal Encounters

• Would you rather have a pet dragon that breathes tiny sparks of fire but constantly demands belly rubs, or a pet unicorn that grants wishes but only for really boring things?
• Would you rather be chased by a stampede of confused penguins, or be attacked by a swarm of overly friendly, fluffy kittens?
• Would you rather have a talking squirrel follow you everywhere and give you unsolicited financial advice, or have a wise old owl whisper riddles to you all day long?
• Would you rather have to wear a suit made of live bees for a day, or have to swim in a pool filled with very enthusiastic goldfish?
• Would you rather have all your meals prepared by a colony of highly organized ants, or have all your cleaning done by a legion of meticulous ladybugs?
• Would you rather have a pet octopus that constantly tries to hug you with all its tentacles, or a pet sloth that moves so slowly you could literally age waiting for it to do anything?
• Would you rather be able to communicate with dogs, but they only bark compliments at you, or be able to communicate with cats, but they only give you sarcastic commentary?
• Would you rather have a giraffe try to kiss you on the cheek every time you pass a zoo, or have a flock of pigeons follow you and coo dramatically everywhere you go?
• Would you rather be forced to ride a unicycle pulled by a team of stubborn donkeys, or be forced to paddle a canoe steered by a grumpy beaver?
• Would you rather have a permanent resident of a family of raccoons living in your attic who rearrange your furniture nightly, or have a flock of extremely loud, opinionated parrots nesting in your hair?
• Would you rather have your car break down and be rescued by a group of singing sheep, or get lost and be guided by a pack of hyperactive, giggling hyenas?
• Would you rather have to wear a hat made of live earthworms for a week, or have to wear gloves knitted from spiderwebs for a month?
• Would you rather have a pet badger that insists on polishing your shoes every morning, or a pet hedgehog that tries to curl up in your ear at night?
• Would you rather be serenaded by a choir of highly enthusiastic frogs every night, or be woken up by a parade of marching marching band squirrels every morning?
• Would you rather have a friendly but incredibly clumsy rhinoceros that keeps accidentally knocking things over, or a tiny but very loud mosquito that buzzes insults in your ear?
• Would you rather have to wear a costume of your least favorite animal every day, or have to communicate with everyone using only animal noises?
• Would you rather have a pet chameleon that constantly changes its color to match your underwear, or a pet parrot that only repeats embarrassing secrets you've told it?
• Would you rather be tasked with organizing a talent show for a group of competitive squirrels, or a dance competition for a troupe of sophisticated fleas?
• Would you rather have to give piggyback rides to a perpetually grumpy walrus, or have to be the personal chef for a very picky group of meerkats?
• Would you rather have your mail delivered by a confused badger, or have your groceries brought by a fleet of extremely polite, but slow, snails?

Food Fiascos

• Would you rather eat a bowl of spaghetti that's all pre-chewed, or drink a glass of milk that's been sitting out for a week?
• Would you rather have your favorite dessert taste like dirt, or your favorite savory dish taste like rotten eggs?
• Would you rather eat a sandwich made with two donuts instead of bread, or drink a milkshake blended with whole raw onions?
• Would you rather have to eat every meal with a tiny spoon, or every meal with a giant fork?
• Would you rather have your entire diet consist of only broccoli, or only jellybeans?
• Would you rather have to eat a slice of pizza that's been accidentally dropped on the floor, or a hot dog that's been left in the sun all day?
• Would you rather have your coffee always taste like dish soap, or your tea always taste like saltwater?
• Would you rather have to eat your steak raw and wriggling, or your sushi made with live scorpions?
• Would you rather have your ice cream always be melted and lukewarm, or your soup always be frozen solid?
• Would you rather have to eat every grape you encounter, or every blueberry you encounter?
• Would you rather have your fries be perpetually soggy and cold, or your cake be impossibly dry and crumbly?
• Would you rather have to drink a gallon of expired prune juice, or eat a pound of super-sour candy?
• Would you rather have your salad dressing be made of glitter glue, or your bread be made of packing peanuts?
• Would you rather have to eat everything you make out of clay, or everything you drink out of a dirty sock?
• Would you rather have your chocolate taste like cardboard, or your fruit taste like raw potato?
• Would you rather have to eat a whole raw onion like an apple, or a whole lemon like a grape?
• Would you rather have your cereal always be soggy and your milk always be warm, or your toast always be burnt and your jam taste like toothpaste?
• Would you rather have to eat a hot dog bun filled with live worms, or a bowl of cereal with cockroaches?
• Would you rather have your soda always taste like flat, metallic water, or your juice always taste like bitter medicine?
• Would you rather have to eat a spoonful of wasabi every day for a week, or a spoonful of horseradish every day for a month?

Socially Awkward Scenarios

• Would you rather accidentally send a super embarrassing selfie to your boss, or have your deepest secret revealed to your entire class during a presentation?
• Would you rather get stuck in an elevator with your crush and have to fart uncontrollably, or get stuck in a crowded bus and have to sing show tunes at the top of your lungs?
• Would you rather trip and fall down a flight of stairs in front of everyone, or have your pants fall down in the middle of a crowded store?
• Would you rather have to ask your parents for their dating advice every week, or have to tell your best friend every single embarrassing thought you have?
• Would you rather accidentally insult your teacher in front of the whole school, or accidentally spill a drink on the principal at a formal event?
• Would you rather have to give a public speech about your most embarrassing childhood memory, or have to wear a giant chicken costume to every social gathering for a year?
• Would you rather have your phone autocorrect all your messages to say "I have a secret crush on you," or have your social media automatically post your diary entries?
• Would you rather have to pretend to be a famous celebrity for a whole day and answer questions about your fake life, or have to impersonate your least favorite person at a family reunion?
• Would you rather accidentally walk into the wrong bathroom and find yourself face-to-face with a stranger, or accidentally walk into a private meeting and interrupt a very serious discussion?
• Would you rather have to loudly declare your love for inanimate objects in public, or have to publicly confess your most irrational fear?
• Would you rather have your parents show up unannounced to a party you're at and start embarrassing you, or have your crush see you doing something incredibly dorky and uncool?
• Would you rather have to break up with someone you don't even like over a text message in front of everyone, or have to accept a date from someone you really don't want to go out with?
• Would you rather have your most embarrassing childhood photo be plastered all over town, or have your awkward teenage diary read aloud at your graduation?
• Would you rather accidentally call your teacher "Mom" or "Dad" in front of the class, or accidentally ask your principal to prom?
• Would you rather have to wear a t-shirt that says "I'm a terrible dancer" every day, or have to sing everything you say in a high-pitched squeaky voice?
• Would you rather accidentally send a love letter meant for someone else to your entire contact list, or accidentally confess your biggest insecurity in a group chat?
• Would you rather have to explain your weirdest habit to a group of strangers, or have to demonstrate your most awkward dance moves?
• Would you rather have your internet history leaked to everyone you know, or have your most embarrassing social media posts become public?
• Would you rather have to tell a complete stranger a deeply personal secret, or have to perform a terrible stand-up comedy routine for your friends?
• Would you rather accidentally spill food on a very important person, or accidentally set off a fire alarm at a crucial moment?