73 Funny Christmas Would You Rather Questions

What Are Funny Christmas Would You Rather Questions and Why We Love Them

• Break the ice at parties
• Keep the energy up during long car rides
• Entertain kids and adults alike

1. They're simple to understand, making them accessible to everyone.
2. They encourage creative thinking and imaginative responses.
3. They always lead to hilarious debates and discussions.

Elf Antics and Santa’s Shenanigans

• Would you rather have to wear an elf costume for the entire month of December or have to deliver presents with Santa on Christmas Eve?
• Would you rather have to sing Christmas carols in public every day until Christmas or have to eat only gingerbread for a week?
• Would you rather be on the Naughty List every year or have to make all of Santa’s toys by hand for one year?
• Would you rather have to talk like an elf for a whole week or have to wear a giant Santa hat everywhere you go for a month?
• Would you rather accidentally sit on Santa’s lap and refuse to get off or accidentally replace Mrs. Claus with a gingerbread woman for the night?
• Would you rather have a reindeer talk back to you every time you try to steer it or have to answer to Santa in a squeaky elf voice?
• Would you rather have to eat only candy canes for a day or have to wear reindeer antlers every day for a week?
• Would you rather have to wear elf shoes that are too big everywhere you go or have to wear Santa boots that are too small?
• Would you rather have to help the elves wrap presents 24/7 or have to train the reindeer to do ballet?
• Would you rather have your name accidentally put on the Naughty List for stealing Rudolph’s nose or for eating too many cookies?
• Would you rather have to listen to Christmas music on repeat for 24 hours straight or have to watch every single Christmas movie ever made?
• Would you rather have to sing all your conversations in Christmas carols or have to communicate only through interpretive dance of Christmas traditions?
• Would you rather have to be Santa’s personal taste tester for all the cookies left out or have to be the elf who has to polish all the sleigh bells?
• Would you rather have to give Santa a piggyback ride up the chimney or have to personally answer all the letters to Santa?
• Would you rather have to be an elf who has to untangle all the Christmas lights or an elf who has to make sure all the stockings are hung by the chimney with care?
• Would you rather have to wear a beard made of tinsel or have to wear a hat made of mistletoe?
• Would you rather have to make a snow angel every time you enter a room or have to hum a Christmas carol constantly?
• Would you rather have to wear a scarf that’s too long and trips you up constantly or wear gloves that are too small and make your hands sweat?
• Would you rather have to tell Santa his suit needs a wash or have to tell the reindeer their flying technique needs work?
• Would you rather have to live in the North Pole for a year or have to help Santa deliver presents for a whole month?

Gingerbread House Disasters

• Would you rather have your gingerbread house constantly attacked by squirrels or have to eat your gingerbread house before it’s finished?
• Would you rather build a gingerbread house that is edible but looks terrible or a gingerbread house that looks amazing but is made of plastic?
• Would you rather have to use only icing to build your gingerbread house or only gummy bears?
• Would you rather have your gingerbread house be the only thing left after a zombie apocalypse or have your gingerbread house be the only thing that survives a giant flood?
• Would you rather have to live inside a giant gingerbread man or have to wear a gingerbread suit every day?
• Would you rather have to bake a gingerbread house for every person you meet or have to decorate gingerbread cookies for every holiday?
• Would you rather your gingerbread house be made of stale cookies or have it decorated with expired frosting?
• Would you rather have to eat your entire gingerbread house in one sitting or have to build a new gingerbread house every single day for a week?
• Would you rather have to build a gingerbread replica of your school or your workplace or build a gingerbread replica of a famous historical event?
• Would you rather have to use only pretzels and marshmallows to build your gingerbread house or only gumdrops and licorice?
• Would you rather have to defend your gingerbread house from an army of ants or from a swarm of hungry birds?
• Would you rather have your gingerbread house smell like rotten eggs or have it taste like chalk?
• Would you rather have to wear a gingerbread man costume to a fancy party or wear a Santa suit to a tropical beach?
• Would you rather have to build a gingerbread house that sings carols whenever someone gets close or have it dispense hot chocolate on demand?
• Would you rather have to eat the gingerbread house roof every time you're hungry or have to sleep in the gingerbread house?
• Would you rather have to build a gingerbread house that’s only 1 inch tall or one that’s 20 feet tall?
• Would you rather have your gingerbread house be made entirely of chocolate or entirely of peppermint?
• Would you rather have to eat a gingerbread person every time you see one or have to hug every gingerbread person you see?
• Would you rather have your gingerbread house be haunted by a friendly ghost or be guarded by a grumpy gingerbread man?
• Would you rather have to build a gingerbread house that’s a perfect replica of the Eiffel Tower or a perfect replica of the Statue of Liberty?

Christmas Tree Calamities

• Would you rather have to decorate your Christmas tree with only socks or only underwear?
• Would you rather have your Christmas tree be alive and try to hug you or have your Christmas tree constantly shedding needles all over the house?
• Would you rather have to use only edible ornaments on your Christmas tree or only ornaments that make loud noises?
• Would you rather have to wear a tree skirt made of scratchy burlap or have to wear a tree topper that’s a giant disco ball?
• Would you rather have your Christmas tree talk to you and complain about its ornaments or have it try to escape the living room?
• Would you rather have to replace your Christmas tree with a giant cactus every year or have to use a giant broccoli stalk as your Christmas tree?
• Would you rather have your Christmas tree lights only blink in Morse code spelling out embarrassing messages or have them only play obnoxious jingles?
• Would you rather have to water your Christmas tree with soda or have to feed it pizza slices?
• Would you rather have to wear a Christmas tree costume for the entire month or have to sleep under your Christmas tree?
• Would you rather have your Christmas tree’s branches spontaneously sprout candy canes or have it grow tinsel like hair?
• Would you rather have to use only black and white ornaments on your tree or only neon-colored ornaments?
• Would you rather have to sing to your Christmas tree every morning or have to tell it a bedtime story every night?
• Would you rather have your Christmas tree magically redecorate itself every day with a different theme or have it grant you one silly wish each day?
• Would you rather have to wear a Christmas tree outfit to work every day or have to have Christmas carols played loudly in your ears constantly?
• Would you rather have your Christmas tree have a permanent scent of burnt toast or have it constantly smell like old gym socks?
• Would you rather have to replace your tree with a giant rubber chicken every year or a giant inflatable pool noodle?
• Would you rather have your Christmas tree’s star always fall off and hit you on the head or have it always try to tickle you with its branches?
• Would you rather have to dress your Christmas tree in a different silly outfit every day or have to give it a weekly haircut?
• Would you rather have your Christmas tree only be decorated with pictures of your exes or with pictures of people you dislike?
• Would you rather have to use only live animals as Christmas tree ornaments or have to use only very sharp, pointy objects?

Festive Food Fiascos

• Would you rather have to eat only fruitcake for every meal for a week or have to drink only eggnog for a week?
• Would you rather have to make and eat Brussels sprouts that taste like chocolate or mashed potatoes that taste like onions?
• Would you rather have to wear a chef’s hat made of candy canes or wear an apron made of gingerbread?
• Would you rather have your Christmas dinner served by a flock of angry geese or have to eat your Christmas dinner with your feet?
• Would you rather have to drink gravy instead of water for the whole day or have to eat cranberry sauce with every single bite of food?
• Would you rather have to make a giant turkey out of Jell-O or have to make a Christmas pudding that bounces?
• Would you rather have to eat Christmas cookies that are as hard as rocks or as soft as mush?
• Would you rather have to drink hot chocolate that’s always lukewarm or hot cocoa that’s always too spicy?
• Would you rather have to make all your Christmas cookies in the shape of your least favorite celebrity or in the shape of creepy crawly insects?
• Would you rather have to eat a whole candy cane in one go or drink a whole bottle of syrup?
• Would you rather have to serve Christmas dinner with only one utensil or have to eat Christmas dinner with only one hand?
• Would you rather have your candy canes taste like broccoli or your gingerbread taste like garlic?
• Would you rather have to make a giant gingerbread man that’s not for eating or a giant snowman that you can’t melt?
• Would you rather have to drink peppermint schnapps mixed with pickle juice or mulled wine mixed with prune juice?
• Would you rather have to eat Christmas pudding that’s on fire or eat a slice of cake that’s completely frozen?
• Would you rather have to wear a Santa hat made of pudding or a scarf made of candy canes?
• Would you rather have to make a gingerbread house that tastes like soap or a snowman that smells like garbage?
• Would you rather have to eat a Christmas cracker that has something really gross inside every time or have to open a Christmas present that’s always empty?
• Would you rather have to drink eggnog from a shoe or eat a Christmas pudding that’s been dropped on the floor?
• Would you rather have to make a Christmas cake that looks amazing but tastes terrible or a cake that looks awful but tastes divine?

Holiday Fashion Fails

• Would you rather have to wear an ugly Christmas sweater every single day for a month or have to wear a Santa hat with jingle bells that won't stop ringing?
• Would you rather have to wear reindeer antlers that are too heavy and give you headaches or wear elf shoes that are so big you trip constantly?
• Would you rather have to wear a festive onesie that's made of itchy wool or a sparkly sequin dress that sheds glitter everywhere?
• Would you rather have to wear socks with sandals every day of December or wear mittens on your feet?
• Would you rather have to wear a tinsel wig that tickles your nose or a scarf that's so long it wraps around you three times?
• Would you rather have to wear a Christmas tree skirt as a cape or a giant candy cane as a walking stick?
• Would you rather have to wear a Rudolph nose that glows in the dark and honks or a pair of elf ears that are too big and keep falling off?
• Would you rather have to wear a Christmas-themed bow tie that’s also a windsock or a festive tie that sprays confetti when you move?
• Would you rather have to wear a full Santa suit in July or a bikini made of Christmas lights in January?
• Would you rather have to wear a gingerbread man costume that makes you smell like cookies or a snowman costume that melts in warm rooms?
• Would you rather have to wear a hat that plays Christmas music whenever you nod your head or a hat that shoots out candy canes?
• Would you rather have to wear a pair of elf boots that are too small and make your feet hurt or a pair of Santa boots that are too big and make you waddle?
• Would you rather have to wear a Christmas jumper with flashing lights that are too bright or a Christmas jumper with real jingle bells attached?
• Would you rather have to wear a scarf that’s also a live snake (a friendly one!) or gloves that have tiny, annoying elves living in them?
• Would you rather have to wear a dress made entirely of wrapping paper or a suit made entirely of Christmas cards?
• Would you rather have to wear a pair of reindeer-themed knee-high socks or a pair of Santa-themed thigh-high socks?
• Would you rather have to wear a Christmas hat that’s also a bird’s nest or a Christmas scarf that’s also a live ferret?
• Would you rather have to wear a pair of slippers that look like gingerbread men but are actually made of sandpaper or boots that look like Santa's but have noisy bells on every step?
• Would you rather have to wear a festive fanny pack that’s shaped like a Christmas present and keeps popping open or a festive backpack that’s shaped like a snowman and is constantly shedding cotton?
• Would you rather have to wear a full elf costume to a job interview or wear a Santa beard to your own wedding?

Christmas Dilemmas and Debates

• Would you rather have to give up all presents for yourself for life or have to sing carols to strangers every day for the rest of your life?
• Would you rather have to build a snowman that comes to life and is your best friend or have to have a real-life elf who follows you around and helps you?
• Would you rather have to celebrate Christmas in the desert with no snow or celebrate Christmas underwater with no decorations?
• Would you rather have to receive one massive, amazing present every year or receive ten small, disappointing presents?
• Would you rather have to only give handmade gifts for the rest of your life or only receive store-bought gifts?
• Would you rather have to watch Christmas movies marathon-style for a whole month or have to listen to Christmas music non-stop for a whole month?
• Would you rather have to be the person who always ruins Christmas surprises or the person who always accidentally gives away their own present?
• Would you rather have to explain the magic of Santa to a group of skeptical adults or convince a group of cynical kids that Christmas is real?
• Would you rather have to wear a Christmas jumper that's so itchy you can't stand it or a Christmas jumper that's so festive everyone stares at you?
• Would you rather have to have Christmas dinner with your worst enemy every year or have to skip Christmas every other year?
• Would you rather have to only give socks as gifts for the rest of your life or only receive socks?
• Would you rather have to write a Christmas carol about your least favorite food or have to choreograph a Christmas dance about doing chores?
• Would you rather have to explain Christmas to aliens who have no concept of holidays or have to explain why we eat turkey to someone who’s vegan?
• Would you rather have to have a snowball fight with a grumpy polar bear or a water gun fight with a mischievous penguin?
• Would you rather have to spend Christmas day being chased by reindeers or have to spend Christmas Eve hiding from elves?
• Would you rather have to only give presents that are slightly broken or only receive presents that are slightly damaged?
• Would you rather have to sing all your personal greetings as if they were Christmas carols or have to tell all your secrets in a whisper?
• Would you rather have to dress up as a Christmas character every day for a month or have to speak in a different Christmas accent each day?
• Would you rather have to have a Christmas tree that’s also a functioning barbecue or a Christmas tree that sprouts live puppies?
• Would you rather have to give up all the sweets during Christmas or give up all the decorations?